Two motorists were making their way up Rheem Boulevard at 9:42 a.m. on May 18 when the lead driver noticed a gang of wild turkeys in the road, the driver of the first car braking hard after the alpha turkey made a rude gesture in his direction (not really of course, but you have to have a little fun with these things.)
Inertia being what it is the car following along behind the first car struck it from behind as it was stopped, with the second car getting the worst of the damage.
No one hurt, turkeys or otherwise, and both cars were driven from the scene.