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Witticisms, Criticisms, From the Best Writers In Lamorinda - You!

Patchers had a lot to say this week, weighing in on topics ranging from the safety of BioSludge for home use to the future of newspapers and... (gulp) Patch!

Cool week underway with a couple of shakers to get our attention, fine weather, sports, a prowler or two and then - BadaBing - news of further layoffs and consolidation at a local newspaper.

Announcement of continued changes at made several Patches and lit a fire under commenters, who wanted to talk about the decline of newspapers in general, the decline of the CCTimes and Patch - and its predicted decline.

Everything was getting pinged this week, from the rumored arrival of the to (who knew?) and just about everything else under the sun. As we do every week, we picked some of the pithiest commentary and highlight for your perusal.

Let's start with what we characterized as a rumor that Moraga would soon be getting a McDonalds restaurant - a rumor it turns out virtually everyone has heard.

"Gross." - Fanny

"...Great news if it happens. Town Manager needs to know the Bruzzone family better, they have never "validated" any new business coming into their center. Just pick up the phone and call McDonald's direct for an answer. Also, why assume Mac is taking the Shell station when the corner is the preferred site for a fast food/drive thru restaurant. In any case it will continue to stretch the spending dollar between Moraga Center and Rheem Valley Center ; one gets better while to other remains overbuilt and lags behind. Mac and Jack vs. Burger King, Taco Bell & Nations. Let the games begin." - Spencer

"Hard to see any fast food place drawing more people to that center than a Safeway and CVS already do. "Gross" seems a little over the top. I'd be surprised if this really is more than a rumor; my understanding is McD's need to bring in a lot of business for it to be worthwhile for corporate and the franchisee. (Skipping the debate about the CUP for now.)" - Tony Rodriguez

"Oh come on Moraga, can't we do better?" - Tina Chambers

 

And then there was our foray into the field of BioSolids and their use in the garden and, man, is that a sticky subject:

"I have used biosolids compost for 20 years in my home flower and vegetable gardens and on my lawn, and it works GREAT! Nothing works better. Let me hasten to add, too, that my professional career has been spent making biosolids compost and promoting its use. So I have a bias. But I believe in it, because it WORKS, and the biosolids-fertilized earth supports abundant yields . The crisis of our world is NOT biosolids, but the impoverishment of our soil. No less than complete recycling of our human-generated organic matter is an appropriate response to the challenge of this crisis. I save my fight for a real human risk; I rail against french fries in our schools." - William Toffey

"I also believe in and use biosolids and love it -especially on our tomatoes. We've studied the science of biosolids for decades alongside demonstrating safety. They even have amazing protective powers.  They are the a local, sustainable, renewable option (critical as we are running out of phosphorus) alternative to synthetic (including petrochemical) fertilizers. Biosolids that go back to farms and gardens also help fight climate change by sequestering carbon that can generate carbon credits (not true when it's burned as a fuel). It is critical to understand that presence does not mean the plants will uptake that material (peer-reviewed science here showing that use of biosolids REDUCES metals uptaken in plants compared to control (that took up More metals!) Finally, if you think buying something else without sewage sludge in it is the answer, think again. Here you'll see that biosolids compost has the same amount stuff as other organic amendments - actual data included. But, biosolids has lots and lots of good stuff inside too cause it comes from us and all the vitamins and great food that we eat. The plants love vitamins and grow like crazy cause it's good stuff! Even has probiotic powers!" - Deirdre Bingman

 

From Burgers and BioSolids to BANG - - and their continued restructuring - which unleashed a huge comment flow and discussion about the future of newspapers and Patch of all things.

"I guess it's another sad sign of the times." - Maureen Addiego

"I follow the irony in your post, but it's really not sad at all. The CC Times has evolved to be one pervasive, editorial rather than reporting on local news. As an added bonus, they graciously sponsor the most obnoxious telemarketing and junk mail campaigns in our area to hound former subscribers. In my mind, it's about time for the CC Times to fail once and for all. It's not that print media is dead, but they've missed the mark with their brand of journalism." - Pacman

"Newspapers should have lead the internet revolution years ago but could not get out of their own way due to their heavy manufacturing infrastructure. They owned most of the content then. Tech upstarts that had no idea where to head figured it out and now lead the way in communications and news. Newspapers don't own as much of that content today but they still have the heavy manufacturing and delivery infrastructure." - Phil Simmons

 

And on the arrival of a small that rolled through Lamorinda and had people talking about "the Big One:"

"Welcomed us to Moraga on our first night after moving from Oakland. That Hayward Fault just reminding us that it's still underfoot." - Steve

"No ridiculous photos of East Coast people looking hysterical like most websites were running yesterday with the AP story about the VA/DC earthquake? From the photos, it looked like people were watching Godzilla attack America." - Divalent Daddy

"The real world of the post Hayward Fault Earthquake will chaos.
It will probably happen on a cold and rainy night. Only two cops and a small crew at the firehouses. The tunnel will fail, the overpass at El Curtola and the 680 will fail. All entrances and exits for Lamorinda will be closed. We will be on our own. All emergency responders will be headed for the major infrastructures of the surrounding areas; Walnut Creek, Concord, Oakland, etc. The National Guard is in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the rescue equipment. If it happens in the dry season, May through November the fires will be all consuming. The towns will burn to the ground. Water needs pumps that run on electricity. No electricity no gas no pumps no water to the hydrants." - Usual Suspect

"...and Zombies. Don't forget the Zombies." - Nicholas

"And there's another one." - Amanda (alerting everyone to the arrival of an aftershock!)

"Looting in Lamorinda. Oooh, feel the breakdown of civilization as Orindans brave barbed wire and anti-Mercedes traps to tiptoe into the wine cellars of privileged survivors with the foresight to stash a good pinot grigio in time for the meltdown." - Danielle

"We have lived in Moraga for just about a month now (moved from Hercules) and completely forgot about our proximity to the Hayward fault. Keeps you on your toes and giving me motivation to put together a earthquake supply kit. Interesting first day to school. Wonder if the kids had a drill today?" - Ed Sharp

We loved this exchange between Divalent Daddy and Chris Nicholson:

"I grew up in the South near the Gulf and learned to be prepared because of hurricanes. While hurricanes, unlike earthquakes, offer the advantage of preparation time, it's still important to be ready.

I have an emergency generator (operates off natural gas but if the gas lines are ruptured/inoperative then it runs off propane) that powers up a small guest room attached to my garage. The guest room has a mini-refrigerator & a microwave. I have 14 days of MREs for each member of my family. Plus, thankfully, I love SPAM so I have plenty of that stuff on hand. (In fact, one can never have enough SPAM.) I also have 21 days worth of bottled water for my family. I have a satellite phone with a solar powered battery charger. (Satellite phones are a must have if you do any boating as well.) I rarely let my vehicles fall below half a tank of gas. I always have some cash as ATMs don't work well without electricity. The ATM lesson I learned the hard way after a hurricane that wiped out power for nearly 7 days. Everything was cash only. I was scraping together pennies by the time power got restored." - DD

To which Chris responded:

"DD: Your set up is too bulky. I have a small tool box with only two items: a crowbar and a slip of paper with your address written on it. Seriously, though, that's impressive preparation! I am envious. It reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode where the neighbors all try to talk (and ultimately force) their way into the shelter of the one neighbor who planned ahead." - Chris Nicholson (great one).

 

And on our yarn about thieves making off with large chunks ($30,000 worth) of a , there were these zingers:

"Try to sell that on Craigslist." - Betty Buginas

"I have the gear in my garage. Trying to finalize a deal with Verizon....." - Bryan

 

And on that note, we'll leave you. It was a good week. Another underway. Good luck to us all.

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Napoleon Solo May 21, 2013 at 10:55 am
I agree with all of that. I consider myself rather recent to either of those sites so I'll defer toRead More your knowledge of it. My issue with Patch was how they seem to try to create tension and arguments, and especially if they get a good fight going, seem to bring in groups that clearly are not local. I have little interest in debating issues with someone from Fremont, for example. I agree that News is doing a great job of local coverage. I can infer from some of the bits of information that one of their writers lives within a few blocks of me.
Chris Nicholson May 21, 2013 at 10:42 am
NapSol: News24-680 has its flaws, but I haven't heard other complaints about censorship. It's aRead More crew of people who were doing "hyper local" reporting BEFORE Patch came to town and they seem to be poised to outlive Patch. We'll see. Even before the big reductions in editorial/reporting resources per Patch site, News 24-680 seemed to do a better job covering core local stories-- albeit with less overall content/audience than here. Some of the regional/generic Patch stories are, IMHO, fine. But if Patch loses even more of its local flavor I suspect interest/traffic will wane.
Napoleon Solo May 21, 2013 at 09:53 am
I'm not sure what it means to "move to" the news24-680 site. Converation there does notRead More seem to be encouraged beyond shallow "me too" kind of comments. If there are any conversations of any substance there, I have yet to find them. I know some or many of the discussions here were disfunctional, but at least there were conversations. I did a test posting there yesterday and it was censored or at least never showed up. My post was in response to an interview of a St. Mary's economist who is against trying to lower the $1 trillion dollar federal deficit spending. I did not say anything disrespectful as I recall, but I guess it was censored cause it contained actual ideas. By the way, I used to be an economist on one of the largest trading floors in the world, so in my opinion, its OK for me to have a different view. The News people I guess don't think so. Will still look at it cause it has some nice local news but its not for participating.
Daniel Robbins May 23, 2013 at 09:00 am
It is an important opportunity for parents and teachers to connect; both to hear what is happeningRead More in the classroom and share how their students/ kids are doing. If anything, I think we need to make our high schools more 'open' so that parents, administrators, students and teachers can ALL work together to make our kids high school experience the best it can be.
Chris Nicholson May 19, 2013 at 09:38 am
LamoMan: "Back to school" is beginning of year and "Open House" is toward theRead More end. W/R/T high school, I agree with you that it's not as fun as K-5. I was disappointed, for example, to see no exemplary integral homework stapled to the wall of Calculus class-- I love the funny f/s hybrid symbol. Basically, I was bullied into attending by my wife (and the lure of Taco Truck catering). In seriousness, it was nice to stop by and (re)connect names and faces and be reminded of the dedication and talent of many (but not, ahem, all) of the teachers we're lucky enough to have here.
LamorindaMan May 18, 2013 at 11:46 pm
I don't have children so maybe I'm missing something. But, what is the point of an open house at theRead More high school level and what is the point of an open house at the end of the school year? What do they do at open house for high schoolers?
Vincent Carter May 17, 2013 at 01:21 am
At $400,000 of Tax Payer money i expected it to be the Contract Negotaitor.
Carlos Garcia May 16, 2013 at 04:43 pm
I imagine the person was a trainer
lovelafayette May 15, 2013 at 10:44 am
This brochure took a lot of work by a small group of people, supported by a cast of 400! We needRead More your help! PRINT AND SHARE AND POST this great flyer/sign. Parks is conducting a stealth campaign for BMX, NO PUBLICITY ALLOWED!! Jennifer Russell is hounding me personally using the CODE ENFORCEMENT OFFICER as a tool. I have been threatened with fines and fees, citations and misdemeanors, for informing the public about BMX. “Someone” posted our iconic signs, “Your Park with BMX”, on all the park public forum bulletin boards! No photos of the mystery posters exist, Jennifer lied and told code enforcement I admitted to posting THAT sign. I admitted posting signs about the April 8 meeting, but that is not the sign I am charged with! Please help confound the code enforcement officer by printing and posting and distributing this great flyer. Take it to church, youth group, PTA meetings. We could try our own stealth campaign, all wear Giants baseball hats and black hoodies! The rest of the story is at: WWW.NOLAFAYETTEBIKEPARK.COM and www.lafayettebikepark.com (city site) Suzanne Sommer lovelafayette@msn.com
Beau Behan April 23, 2013 at 03:00 pm
Hi Everyone, Thanks for dropping by PATCH. We really appreciate your taking the time. Hard toRead More imagine at times that Tom Cruise has been in the showbiz for at least three decades now.. It is as if it were just yesterday when I first watched "The Outsiders". We will have more film reviews for you all.. Thanks again. Beau
c5 April 23, 2013 at 02:12 pm
He was great in 'Risky Business', still one of my all time favorites. "Ok, which one of you isRead More the U-boat commander?".... :)
KAC April 22, 2013 at 09:56 pm
Tom Cruise? Pass...
LamorindaMan April 17, 2013 at 10:43 am
Will this workshop benefit motorcyclists? Bicycle riding requires way too much work. I'd rather rideRead More a motorcycle and let the engine do all the heavy lifting.
Napoleon Solo April 16, 2013 at 03:44 pm
They think they are doing something for the environment. When one of my kids had to do a schoolRead More project showing they were using recycled materials, I did not have anything reasonable around and had to go to the store, buy a large soda bottle, and pour it down the drain when I got home so there was a "recycled" item for the project. How did that save the environment?
CJ April 16, 2013 at 03:30 pm
Really?- How long is this farce going to be pushed? This has been going on for what seems likeRead More forever. 10 kids (of Envirotreehuggers) and 2- Environazi's will get on their bikes and ride to school and their nearby offices. While the rest of the reasonable people see this for what it is.....ridiculous. This will never be practical and if you want to be so, then do it without all the nonsense. I used to bike 15miles to my job and back, but that was when I was a wacked out Triathlete trying to qualify for Ironman. It is ridiculous as a daily practice for a myriad of reasons. Sustainable Lafaytette? - I sincerely hope this is not an actual public tax money paid position.
lovelafayette May 20, 2013 at 07:12 am
A dog park in Lafayette has been discussed by the Parks Department for years. Carol Singer, ParksRead More Commissioner always expresses interest but it never goes beyond talking. Parks is in the midst of a major review of CIP projects, email Council or Parks and let them know you want a dog park now! Funding is available, we just need to convince parks this is a priority.
TMoraga April 19, 2013 at 12:49 pm
Hey Paula you don't get it. It doesn't matter what happened. #1 School property is not an off leashRead More location. School district insurance doesn't cover such thing. And yes this is a big liability issue. Dogs! Do not belong on CAMPUS! It really is not hard to understand however if one can't grasp why this is a bad idea they probably should not have a dog in their stewardship either.
Paula Capps April 19, 2013 at 11:28 am
The dog group at Stanley has been going to the school for decades. We have always cleaned up afterRead More the dogs and everyone gets along beautifully. It's been a strong sense of community I myself gained from the group of kind and friendly owners. The incident that stemmed this has become distorted. There are other witnesses besides the parents who literally screamed at a very nice mild mannered young man. They cursed at him and treated him like dirt. What kind of an example was that to a child? His dog was not mean, excited yes, but in fact the dog diid NOT even touch the little girl. The girl chased after the dog's rolling ball. The dog came toward her to claim his ball. She freaked out and started screaming. Instead of talking to the little girl and man in instructive and calm ways to show dog and child all was ok the parents made themselves look crazy and the poor man was verbally abused. Dogs need to run and play just like people. I'd like to add it is a fine to throw food wrappers, bottles, cap tops, and unwanted food all over the field, and most anywhere in this lovely Bay Area we all share. l have picked up hands full, two and times each night. Why are parents allowing this? We have a beautiful place to live here please teach children to respect our earth. They'll be around here longer than the adults at this writing.